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New Members Added: 196/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment In 1972, the Soviet Union launched the Kosmos 482 probe to visit Venus. 53 years later, it's finally coming home (apnews.com) More: Interesting, Atmosphere, Netherlands, Soviet Union, Venus, Planet, Delft University of Technology, Earth, Latitude 536 clicks;posted toMain »and STEM »on 03 May 2025 at9:20 AM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 31 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest bluorangefyre (9) Funniest 2 hours ago Any chance it could land intact on Putin or his puppet and squash them? (5) Funniest 2 hours ago Mar a Lardo! NewportBarGuy (0) Funniest 2 hours ago Is Taco Bell doing their special again? OdradekRex (1) Funniest I hear moron Lardo is nice to visit from above this time of year. (3) Funniest 34 minutes ago This is not really a good time, zombie apocalypse. Seriously, isn't this how the original Night Of The Living Dead started? Tyrone Slothrop (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Hopefully it won't land near a graveyard in Pennsylvania, or a small town in Arizona. UNC_Samurai (5) Funniest 33 minutes ago johnny_vegas (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago eclecticman666 (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago Dead Like Me? New Rising Sun (4) Funniest 34 minutes ago The chance of the spacecraft actually hitting someone or something is small, he added. "But it cannot be completely excluded." In 1972, or perhaps slightly earlier, somewhere some anonymous Soviet scientist or group of scientists did some calculations slightly wrong...or maybe it was a random manufacturing worker during the construction of the materials...regardless one of these people goofed up just a little bit, and unbeknownst to you that day sealed your fate more than fifty years hence. Metaluna Mutant (3) Funniest 32 minutes ago doctorguilty (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago In case you missed it last time: "He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature, and because of it the greatest in the universe...." SuperSeriousMan (2) Funniest 35 minutes ago I think it already landed in Tennessee. chitownmike (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago DoughyGuy: This is not really a good time, zombie apocalypse. Seriously, isn't this how the original Night Of The Living Dead started? I think it is, I don't know why people don't take old documentaries more seriously Tyrone Slothrop (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago DoughyGuy: This is not really a good time, zombie apocalypse. Seriously, isn't this how the original Night Of The Living Dead started? Yes, although George Romero later rejected that explanation, and just said "God changed the rules". Gordon Bennett (2) Funniest 32 minutes ago The chance of the spacecraft actually hitting someone or something is small, he added. "But it cannot be completely excluded." Tyrone Slothrop (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago doctorguilty: In case you missed it last time: [Fark user image image 316x410] "He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature, and because of it the greatest in the universe...." He learned too late that human women look fantastic in a tight sweater... SloppyFrenchKisser (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago If anyone is interested I'm selling $1mil insurance policies in case this thing hits your house. All for the low low cost of $1k. (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago What was this probe to Venus shaped like? (2) Funniest 32 minutes ago chitownmike: DoughyGuy: This is not really a good time, zombie apocalypse. Seriously, isn't this how the original Night Of The Living Dead started? I think it is, I don't know why people don't take old documentaries more seriously Andromeda strain. eclecticman666 (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago SloppyFrenchKisser: If anyone is interested I'm selling $1mil insurance policies in case this thing hits your house. All for the low low cost of $1k. Make that $2 per $1 million policy and you could sell 20 million. Only pay out if there is damage. Most likely you'll pocket $40 million (less startup costs), $39 million if you're unlucky. (2) Funniest 31 minutes ago kbronsito: What was this probe to Venus shaped like? Warmachine999 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Metaluna Mutant: [Fark user image 425x311] Came to post this pic with the following comment: Ive seen this episode on TV. Highly doubt it will be anywhere near as exciting. Parthenogenetic (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Metaluna Mutant: [Fark user image image 425x311] That terrified me when I was a kid Back then, six million dollars could reconstruct an almost-dead astronaut into a bionic superhuman. Nowadays, that probably wouldn't even cover the hospitalization (including non-bionic implants and ICU care) and inpatient rehabilitation. fragMasterFlash (0) Funniest 1 minute ago Welcome back, V'GER. Pinnacle Point (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Futurama - The Great Garbage Crisis of 2000 puckrock2000 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen (0) Funniest less than a minute ago kbronsito: What was this probe to Venus shaped like? /Weirdly, I found this on Walmart.com AtlanticCoast63 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago ....Do you people want a sci-fi horror movie? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET A SCI-FI HORROR MOVIE New Rising Sun (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: kbronsito: What was this probe to Venus shaped like? [Fark user image 425x601] /Weirdly, I found this on Walmart.com I've seen the training films. New Rising Sun (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Parthenogenetic: Metaluna Mutant: [Fark user image image 425x311] That terrified me when I was a kid Back then, six million dollars could reconstruct an almost-dead astronaut into a bionic superhuman. Nowadays, that probably wouldn't even cover the hospitalization (including non-bionic implants and ICU care) and inpatient rehabilitation. To be fair, the six million dollars didn't cover his ongoing costs. "The Six Million Dollar Man, His Operating Expenses, and the Annual Congressional Budget Reconciliation" must not have test screened well. Displayed 31 of 31 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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